Saturday, July 9, 2011

only in emergencies

ok so i've been really serious lately, so here's some fun stuff i've encountered in the states...

there's an amazing grocery store here called central market and it's pretty freaking awesome. if you love food {like i do} and appreciate everything from imported cheeses to coffees and having a panorama to choose from, mostly calculated by weight {so you can have a small serving of as many different kinds of granola as you like and only pay for what you need -- how about orange/macaroon or vanilla/macadamia?}

anyway, it's heaven. but they also have a huge selection of chocolates, including bloomsberry & co.'s "emergency chocolate" for immediate relief of: chocolate cravings, lovesickness, exam pressure, mild anxiety and extreme hunger. directions for use: tear open wrapper, break off desired dosage, and consume. alternatively massage into affected area. repeat dosage as required until finished. if symptoms persist, consult your local confectioner.

don't you just love it? i have to import these....

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